Linux is now like a hot tub.  Once you get in, it’s very comfortable.  You can see yourself laying in it forever.   But after some time goes by, you realize you can’t do much in there.  So you opt to go play in the swimming pool.  Sure, it gets disrespected and urinated in at times; but you can play games?

And the urine is like ‘hot spots’ where you can get wireless access. The hot tub has no hot spots or wireless access. - chad